Tell you what, 2017, I'll meet you halfway...

[hoodedjustice]

After writing for Crooked Scoreboard sporadically for the first few months of the year, I pitched my editor a five-article series covering the career of Michael Bay, a filmmaker whose work I had managed to avoid up until then. To my dismay he went for the idea, and thus the Michael Baywatch was born. Part I: Humble Beginnings takes in Bad Boys, The Rock, and Armageddon. Part II: Sneak Attacks encompasses Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys II, and The Island. Part III: Transform and Roll in the Dough covers the first three Transformers movies. Part IV: Gains and Losses goes from Pain & Gain to 13 Hours. And it all wraps up with my review of Transformers: The Last Knight, the last Michael Bay movie I ever plan on watching.

I also reviewed for Werewolf News 2014's Bubba the Redneck Werewolf, which is not the last werewolf movie I ever plan on watching.